Man, this sounds like really depressing Christmas music. If I never have to hear another “epic” piano song with a female singer, I’ll still have heard too many. And that is a channel that I pray I never stumble upon. There is almost certainly a YouTuber out there using this as his end screen music. I guess I can give this one credit–it’s an epic, spacey girl singer thing with a spastic beat. Trailer houses, step right up and claim your theme song! 39. It’s just unfortunate that it’s instead a boring beat-orchestra fusion.
At least this one’s a nice respite from the piano pop.
Stupid names aside, this is apparently music inspired in some official capacity by Game of Thrones. The autotune is a lot funnier on second listen. This is basically interchangeable with the Dannic track, just without the drop. At least this one wakes up halfway through? 41. These tracks range from totally forgettable to genuinely cloying, and they’re all pretty interchangeable. Here’s where the obnoxiously “epic” piano pop music really starts to flood the rankings. Literally just the same song repeated twice to make it twice as long. Glossy, dark, empty, and the chorus is just a chipmunk getting a swirlie. All I gotta say is, if you’re into this kind of music, I’ve found your happy place. Rolls off the tongue, I know, but I had to sit through a lot of these towards the bottom of the list. This is a song of a certain breed that I can only describe as “highly-agreeable epic piano pop with a female singer”.
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Smell the Pro Tools, smell the nastiness. That kind of overly polished, anthemic rock that goes down about as well as a Drano slushie–sugar does not offset the poison, lads. From the absurd cover art of a cartoon girl smoking a cigarette to the mixture of cursive singing and this horrendous screeching autotuned vocal foil–this entire thing is a match made in a stress dream. This is without a doubt the funniest entry on the list. It’s a pretty bland acapella, but what I find more amusing is the cover art of this girl standing stupefied with her mouth open and her dreads covering her face. That would’ve made for a much better, not to mention more accurate, lyric. I misheard “all want otter” at some point, according to my notes. FFHĬontemporary Christian music is better than contemporary country, but only slightly. Otherwise, yeah, would fit right in at your local country station. Props to the ghostwriters this guy almost certainly uses. This is the other bro country entry on the list, and I’ll give it credit for at least finding a few different uses for the word “undone” throughout the chorus lyrics. The first line is quite literally “sitting in the bed of my truck”. We start out the list in bro country land (no worries, there is good country towards the end), and yeah, this one’s just gross. We’re starting at the bottom here, so apologies for the rampant negativity at first. Nonetheless, we’ve got a lovely mix of yeehaw music, white girl piano pop, boppy electronica, acoustic torment, Backstreet Boys, and even a few artists who might not even exist. Even the top 50 was a solid three hours worth of music, and has been hell to put together.Īlas, the Joplin track didn’t make the top 50 if it did, it would’ve probably ranked at #2.
I originally wanted to do every single song on the platform named “Undone”, but that’s just not feasible. So in short, I got curious enough to add the 50 most popular ones to a playlist, listen through, and rank them. Yes, this excludes songs that are not literally titled “Undone”.
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